It's Please Tell Me I'm Right Thursday!

CHARLES HARRINGTON ELSTER IS ON FOR PLEASE TELL ME I'M RIGHT! So get your word and grammar questions ready and find out more about Charles by visiting his website here. His books make LOVELY gifts! He's on at 2!

NO, I DIDN'T WATCH THE DEBATE and apparently I missed nothing. I'm making Dave give a review of what he watched.

NO, A MAN DOESN'T GET PERIODS AND I'M NOT BUYING THIS CRAP FOR A SECOND The ACLU has declared that men can have periods. No, they can't. Those are women who identify as men and it's not now, nor will it ever be the same. Stop with this.

THIS SORT OF THING FREAKS ME OUT There are now hyper realistic masks that sometimes look more human then humans. Imagine seeing videotape that clearly shows YOU robbing a bank you didn't rob. Hence why I'm freaked out.

MAYBE HE'S JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF IT'S THE HOLIDAYS YET A turkey is stalking a postal service truck. It's true.

 

THE EARLY REVIEWS FOR FROZEN II MAKE ME HAPPY THE Q IS OUT OF THAT STAGE ALREADY Because it sounds like a bunch of claptrap packaged as a fairy tale.

NO ONE IS WATCHING THE IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS and that is NOT good news for Democrats, who really needed to dazzle a clearly disinterested American populace. Why aren't you watching?

DEAR PETA, SHUT UP I think the headline says it all. PETA, the most annoying advocacy group in the entire world (and don't give me the "but they do it for the truly VOICELESS" garbage) is now asking the University of Colorado-Boulder to do away with Ralphie the Mascot.

DAVE BELIEVES GRETA IS A TIME TRAVELER And there is a photo that DOES seem to bear a strong resemblance to the dour teenager. Now activists are saying she's a time traveler who has come to show us the way. Ummmkay.

WANT TO KNOW HOW LUCRATIVE YOUR DEGREE MIGHT BE? The government has a calculator that every high school student should be made aware of before they go to college. Here's a story on it and here's a link to the website itself.

WHAT DOES JARED POLIS' $20,000 TAX PAYER FUNDED JUNKET GET YOU? No one knows, and no one seems to be asking, according to this post anyway.

YOU'LL BE ABLE TO GET YOUR ANIMAL STYLE ON IN LONE TREE SOON! As the Lone Tree City Council approved the plans for the new Colorado location.

THIS IS A PRETTY CLEAR REASON WHY NO ONE TRUSTS THE MEDIA OR CARES ABOUT IMPEACHMENT

 

EUROPE IS FULL OF ANTI SEMITISM And this survey that shows 25% of Europeans hold strongly anti-Semitic views is really disturbing. The sharp uptick has occurred since 2015, which also dovetails with the mass migration of people from Muslim countries. You don't just welcome the people, you welcome their views and culture. This is what can happen.

WHO IS THIS WOMAN SCARED OF A CUTE LITTLE OLD DEER? And hats off the guy who knew she'd fall for it. Check it here.

OH MY GOSH I WANT ALL YEAR ROUND FANCY LIGHTS ON MY HOUSE! And now there is a company that installs them here locally. I wish we could have Christmas lights all year round and this might solve my problem!

I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER I HATE THIS OR TO SET ME DVR

 

THE POST OFFICE LOST A CRAP TON OF MONEY LAST YEAR They managed to DOUBLE their almost 4 BILLION dollar loss from 2018 by going in the hole a staggering $8.8 BILLION in 2019. How awesome is this? Because the American Tax payer gets to bail them out.

THIS IS THE MOST SOBERING VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN

 
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