HOLLYWOOD IS NONE TOO HAPPY ABOUT CLINT EASTWOOD'S NEW FILM And film critic and all around outstanding human Christian Toto is in at 1 to discuss the liberal reaction to "Richard Jewell" about the man who saved a bunch of people at the Atlanta Olympics only to have his life ruined by the media and the FBI. Read his column here and check out his website here!
APPARENTLY FIFTH GRADE CATTY BITCHES RUN THE WORLD And I realize that Trump is wildly unlikable and he sucks the air out of the media balloon wherever he goes, which has to chap the hides of the other egomaniacs who lead other nations, but this is just tacky. Canadian PM Justin Trudeau was caught on a hot mic giggling pettily about Trump being late. Not a good look, Justin. Trump then called Trudeau "two-faced" and challenged him to a fight at the tether ball courts after the NATO summit. Then Trump took his press conference marbles and went home. Y'all, these people run the world.
THE NEW BOND TRAILER IS OUT! I can't WAIT!!
HOW ABOUT A TRIP TO COSTA RICA AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT? We have TWO spaces left on our March Costa Rica trip. Don't you want to go on vacation to someplace warm with beautiful beaches and hot springs and volcanoes and wildlife and nice hotels with ME??? Then go on the Mandy Connell trip by clicking here TODAY.
ATTORNEY GENERAL PHIL WEISER GOT ELECTED WITH DARK MONEY And oddly, he doesn't seem to remotely concerned about exposing the "dark money" that benefited him this last election cycle. For a guy who said this during the race:
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I'M GOING TO TRY TO KEEP DAVE FROM CURSING ON THE AIR ABOUT THIS ONE because he is HOT about the proposed bag tax in Denver. A Denver City Council member is proposing a ten cent PER BAG "fee" to discourage people from using single use plastics. Dave is NOT happy. He's already sworn a sacred oath to do all his shopping in Aurora. This should be good.
WAUSAU WISCONSIN SUCKS Because throwing a snow ball in city limits is illegal. See? I told you it sucks.
TO BE CLEAR, RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER IS A MADE UP STORY, K? So can we stop talking about how it promotes bullying? It's a freaking made up story where the picked on reindeer raised triumphantly and proves everyone wrong. But now whiny people on the internet are mad because Rudolph gets bullied by the other fake made up reindeer in the fake made up story. But you do you.
THIS IS A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE FOR SURE Willie Nelson has quit smoking pot. You read that right. The 85 year old crooner says he's having problems breathing so he's quitting "for his health". But he also says that he doesn't think he would have made it to 85 if he hadn't smoked pot, so there's that.
WHAT PRODUCTIVE THINGS COULD WE DO WITH 78,000 HOURS? Because that's how much time will waste in our lifetimes watching television. 78,000 HOURS. Of watching the boob tube. I wonder if binge watching is going to make this number higher? How much smarter would we be if we spent one third of that time reading a book? Or learning something new? No and it's not like we're all watching NatGeo for days to learn stuff.
I LOVE DOLLY PARTON and this interview may be one of the best that Jimmy Fallon has done because Dolly is Dolly and awesome.
A PRINCIPAL IN ENGLAND HAS NOW BANNED CHRISTMAS CARDS Because sending them in bad for the environment. But it's good for the soul, which totally doesn't matter to the little scamps