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BASEBALL IS UP AT 1:30 BUT UNTIL THEN... I'm going to do the fastest, most informative show ever.

IF YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME TODAY You can always listen to my newly released The Mandy Show podcast on what we SHOULD learn from the Mueller report. It's FREE. Click it here to listen.

DO YOU THINK IT DRIVES OBAMA CRAZY THAT TRUMP'S APPROVAL RATINGS ARE HIGHER THAN HIS WERE? At least at this point in his Presidency. The latest Rasmussen poll shows that Trump's approval rating is 50% whereas Obama at this point in his Presidency sat at 47%. Heh.

I'M SENDING DAVE TO THIS ALL MALE CUDDLING GROUP AFTER YESTERDAY'S OF THE DAY Because it was so distressing to him that we were all SO dumb (and we were) I'm signing Dave up to go cuddle with some dudes so he can:

“is to provide a safe, structured, and platonic environment for men to experience ‘the three As’: Acceptance, Affirmation and Affection.”‘the three As’: Acceptance, Affirmation and Affection.”

That should help. Find out more about this by clicking here. If you must.

DUMBO MAY TURN OUT TO BE REALLY DUMBO ACCORDING TO CRITICS And though as of late I've realized I don't agree with critics quite often, it's amazing to me that they could ruin a timeless and beautiful story. How did they screw it up? Well read this:

“Tim Burton’s new Dumbo lands in the multiplex big top with a dull thud,” he writes.”It is a flightless pachyderm of a film that saddles itself with 21st-century shame at the idea of circus animals, overcomplicating the first movie, losing the directness, abandoning the lethal pathos, mislaying the songs and finally getting marooned in some sort of steampunk Jurassic Park, jam-packed with retro-futurist boredom that had the kids at the performance I attended talking among themselves

So to be clear, it appears wokeness killed Dumbo. d

SMOLLETT'S LAWYER SAYS THE NIGERIAN BROTHERS MAY HAVE BEEN IN WHITEFACE WHEN THEY ATTACKED Have you ever caught your kid in a huge lie and they keep telling it because they are trying to wear you down? Jussie Smollett's lawyer was on the Today show today. I happened to catch it. You've got to see it for yourself. She's now saying Smollett said white men attacked him because the Nigerian brothers, who are black as night, were wearing white makeup.

THE DENVER POLICE UNION OPPOSED THE RED FLAG BILL But will it matter? I'm not sure but this sure is interesting.

WOW, MY AIRLINE JUST SHUT DOWN An Icelandic airline just ceased operations abruptly leaving passengers on both sides of the pond without a ride. My beloved Southwest would never do this to me!

THE EU IS BANNING SINGLE USE PLASTIC Which means straws, utensils and lots of other stuff will be gone after 2021. I will say that you don't see mounds of plastic bags on the side of the road there. But I'll bring my own straw.


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